Hi Guys! I’m Tanya Guy. Here is me dancing a few years ago. Whattaya think? Hip, right?
Posted: August 12th, 2009 | Author: Andy | Filed under: TGAAH | 1 Comment »
Two Guys and an epic night
Posted: August 9th, 2009 | Author: Schwartzy | Filed under: TGAAH, Two Guys Solo Adventures | 2 Comments »
You may have heard the stories (from us), you may have read about it online (when we emailed you), but nothing will prepare you for what actually happened the night of June 13, 2009… the night that will go down in TG* history. It has everything you want in a TG adventure: Italian models, wedding crashing, a bachelorette in tears, nudity (female and male), pool-diving, a drunk slutty girl in a blue dress (see above), plenty of jazz hands, and a male stripper… with a heart of gold (yes Hollywood – we’re working on the screenplay).
WARNING: what you are about to see may not be safe for work. If you work in the adult film industry, you’re probably fine. If not… tread lightly. You’ve been warned. Click below to see the debauchery.
*our hypnotherapist was on sabbatical or hiking or submerged in a sensory deprivation tank that night… who knows what he does when he’s not with us.
The Red Party
Posted: August 5th, 2009 | Author: Andy | Filed under: French Tuesdays, Two Guys Solo Adventures | 3 Comments »
Another French Tuesday. The ‘Red Party’
The Two guys went to ‘french tuesdays’ without their beloved hypnotherapist, Hunter. (He is currently in NY on a top secret NON-TGAAH assignment, which we should or will discuss here soon)
Anyways, we met up with our friend Mark the Man Ho (below) who we have now befriended thanks to Hunter’s awesome RAS (see TGAAH’s definition of RAS below) where he helped us cut in line and get in early, which, as it turns out was completely unnecessary as us two guys always like to find the ‘secret, sneak our way in way’… just to do it. Am I making sense?
What followed was a $100 dinner, a little hat stealing, some ‘pretending to be waiters’, discussions of our favorite Hypnotherapists, sending deserts to what we now think were Russian hookers, bastardizing the russian word for ‘goodbye’ to make it sound like a chicken (paka!) and other things we cannot discuss here.
You should see the pix Schwartzy took. (You should, but chances are you never will). So instead, we give you us (above) from the Website. (Yes, we made it again). A perfect record.
Two Guys make a commercial
Posted: July 28th, 2009 | Author: Schwartzy | Filed under: TGAAH, Two Guys Solo Adventures | 4 Comments »
This isn’t what you think it is! Unless you think it’s Two Guys shooting a commercial in Andy’s bathroom. Stay tuned – the finished commercial will be online in the next few days…
Once you go white…
Posted: July 23rd, 2009 | Author: Schwartzy | Filed under: French Tuesdays, TGAAH | 1 Comment »
TGAAH attended a White Party and managed to stay clean all night! Well, our clothes were clean at least. See more pics of some good old fashioned whitey fun: Read the rest of this entry »
What we really need is an intern. Li Lu, where are you?
Posted: July 21st, 2009 | Author: Andy | Filed under: TGAAH | No Comments »We used to have an intern. Schwartzy and I did. What the hell happened to her? She got us Transformers tickets. Then returned them. Then got them again. She did everything we ever needed. I loved her. But she is no where to be found lately. And we need SOMEONE to post the stuff we do, as we have had toms of adventures over the past several weeks and there is no posts, videos or photos from them… (SCHWARTZY!!!)
TGAAH in disguise
Posted: July 17th, 2009 | Author: Andy | Filed under: French Tuesdays, TGAAH | No Comments »I happened upon this photo taken a few months back at TGAAH’s first French Tuesday’s night. I thought while you’re waiting for new material (SCHWARTZY!!!) I would give you the pleasure of seeing us in yet another photograph.
Happy Bastille Day!!
Posted: July 16th, 2009 | Author: Andy | Filed under: French Tuesdays, TGAAH | 2 Comments »Since Schwartzy has been TOO BUSY to post pictures from our most recent adventures, I have been able to snag the pic of us from French Tuesday’s website (yes we made the website… again) from this past Tuesday. (That’s two Frenchies in a row for those keeping track) This was a special party celebrating our favorite holiday, Bastille Day. So Schwartzy and I snuck in through the side and Hunter though the parking garage and we celebrated to the break of two a.m.
We then went to cafe 101 (a late night favorite of ours) where Hunter molested my brain.
Two Guys solve the Middle East crisis
Posted: July 5th, 2009 | Author: Schwartzy | Filed under: TGAAH | No Comments »Although we prefer not to get political, sometimes TGAAH feels obligated to get involved in world affairs. Here are Andy and Schwartzy in the middle of peace talks with leaders from Iran.
Two Guys, Two Persians