One of the original jazz-hand pioneers, Soupy Sales, passed away last week. Thanks for the memories, Soupy. TGAAH gives you a two-jazz-hand salute!
We’re minding our own business, heading to the Casa Vega men’s room to take care of some personal business (it’s a Mexican restaurant – whattya gonna do), when none other than Mickey Dolenz from the Monkees cuts in front of us! So Andy and Schwartzy stopped him for a pic (we’re gentlemen – we waited til he finished in the bathroom). We asked him to do the hypnotherapose, but he refused, saying “This isn’t show and tell.” Good for you, Mickey Dolenz. Good for you.
Since Hunter’s been AWOL, we’ve been auditioning new hypnotherapists. Michael Byrne (Nazi villain “Vogel” from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade) has potential – he’s got the pose down!
Click here for Andy’s hard-hitting interview with Mr Byrne.
The Schwartzy/Cindi peace talks took place at Camp David (also known as Morton’s Steakhouse) over the weekend and we at TGAAH are proud to announce… the feud is over! TGAAH is back!! And we’re gonna be bigger and better than ever!
Here’s Schwartzy and Cindi celebrating the signing of the peace accord with the traditional lemon drop martini (Robert E Lee and Ulysses S Grant did the same thing).
You may have heard the stories (from us), you may have read about it online (when we emailed you), but nothing will prepare you for what actually happened the night of June 13, 2009… the night that will go down in TG* history. It has everything you want in a TG adventure: Italian models, wedding crashing, a bachelorette in tears, nudity (female and male), pool-diving, a drunk slutty girl in a blue dress (see above), plenty of jazz hands, and a male stripper… with a heart of gold (yes Hollywood – we’re working on the screenplay).
WARNING: what you are about to see may not be safe for work. If you work in the adult film industry, you’re probably fine. If not… tread lightly. You’ve been warned. Click below to see the debauchery.
*our hypnotherapist was on sabbatical or hiking or submerged in a sensory deprivation tank that night… who knows what he does when he’s not with us.
This isn’t what you think it is! Unless you think it’s Two Guys shooting a commercial in Andy’s bathroom. Stay tuned – the finished commercial will be online in the next few days…
TGAAH attended a White Party and managed to stay clean all night! Well, our clothes were clean at least. See more pics of some good old fashioned whitey fun: Read the rest of this entry »
Although we prefer not to get political, sometimes TGAAH feels obligated to get involved in world affairs. Here are Andy and Schwartzy in the middle of peace talks with leaders from Iran.
Two Guys, Two Persians
This picture pretty much encapsulates an average night out with TGAAH – Hunter chats up some gal Jackie(!) while Two Guys get ignored in the background.
(we love you Jackie – you’re not just some gal!)
