A Typical Night

2/17/10

With our jaunty hats on, Schwartzy and I decided to grab some grub. It was already a bit late so we went to ‘The Daily Grill’ and texted Hunter to see if he wanted to unite. He did. (He must’ve been in the area working or mediating because he arrived within the hour). By then we had already broken a wine glass (we hadn’t even gotten the bottle of ‘menage a trois’ yet, and yes, okay I broke it) we found out the waitresses life story (though it turned out to be a lie – which we wouldn’t find out until later) got yelled at by the table next to us and scared away a celebrity that was in one of the Pierce Brosnan James Bond movies. (Ask Schwartzy who it was.)

We had a good evening flirting with the waitress who I swear said he name was Curley Dicksin (Sounds like a James Bond girl’s name) but it’s not quite that (You’ll find out in a different post, she appears again) and then us two guys parted ways with Hunter. Schwartzy and I weren’t done for the evening so we decided to go to Hollywood for shenanigans. We parked at Hollywood and Highland and immediately heard that we just missed Paris Hilton walk by. Not that we’re fans or anything but it wouldn’t hurt us to grab a jazz hands pic. So we ended up outside this one club for about 3o seconds when the back door to another club right behind us opened up and this chick came out and started screaming as though she recognized us!

She hugged Schwartzy and they talked like they were old friends. She pulled us into the club and it turns out to have been a benefit. It was the:  Young Professional PURIM PARTY in Support of Jewish Relief Efforts in Haiti. Whatever that meant. Who cares. We were in. Schwartzy was coincidentally dressed like the waiters.

Well, anyway, it took a while to figure it out but it turns out we DID know this chick. See, several months earlier, on Halloween, Schwartzy and I were dressed as Laurel and Hardy and had dinner at the Beverly Hills Hotel. (They LOVED us there) And we ended up dining with a group of scantily clad gals for a while and this girl was one of them. (She was the french maid. I have no pictures that I can find of the group but I posted above a pic of Schwartzy with one of them) She left soon after but we stayed and closed down the joint. Eventually we ended up sneaking into the original party where we saw Nikki Hilton (Pffff) but we were quickly kicked out. Good for them.