Two Guys and a Russian Bad Guy

December 13th 2009

We had already met the Nazi from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade so it shouldn’t have been as much of a thrill to me as it was when we happened upon the Russian bad guy from the last (I hope) Indiana Jones movie. As anyone can tell you that knows me, I am an obsessed Indiana Jones fan. At least I was. That last movie killed something inside.

You see, I hated that Crystal Skull garbage. HATED IT!! In fact, I have even committed what some have called ‘career suicide’ by bashing the film openly the night it premiered on this website… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-sK9qmQVdw (This is well worth reading the comments. Everyone hates me… hahaha… “the fat guy is annoying”) but low and behold the one thing I said I always liked about the film was the casting of the Russian dude. And here we are. We went in to the Aroma cafe in Hollywood late last night to get some desert:

and there he was with his woman (for lack of knowledge of it being his wife or girlfriend I will call her that). My RAS (see TGAAH post on June 29 2009) blew up. I recognized him immediately.

Now, the worst part was, i had no camera. It is pretty rare for either me or Schwartzy to be without a cam but there we were. I did some sketches but it wasn’t good enough. We need a cam. So, we happened to find this Asian girl who didn’t speak ANY English but had a cam. See, earlier, she was taking pictures of the deserts and Schwartzy jumped in. She didn’t seem repulsed or anything so we asked her if we could borrow her cam and have her email it. Damn. I ended up buying her entire little party dinner…

AND because the Russian guy did the ‘hypnotherapist’ pose I also bought him and his girl dinner. (He started to get annoyed at us posing him and he urged us to  ’hurry this up’)

All in all it cost over $100 bucks. Just to bring our adventures to you.