Andy’s birthday!!
Posted: August 15th, 2009 | Author: Schwartzy | Filed under: TGAAH | 1 Comment »
Hi Guys! I’m Tanya Guy. Here is me dancing a few years ago. Whattaya think? Hip, right?
Posted: August 12th, 2009 | Author: Andy | Filed under: TGAAH | 1 Comment »
Two Guys and an epic night
Posted: August 9th, 2009 | Author: Schwartzy | Filed under: TGAAH, Two Guys Solo Adventures | 2 Comments »
You may have heard the stories (from us), you may have read about it online (when we emailed you), but nothing will prepare you for what actually happened the night of June 13, 2009… the night that will go down in TG* history. It has everything you want in a TG adventure: Italian models, wedding crashing, a bachelorette in tears, nudity (female and male), pool-diving, a drunk slutty girl in a blue dress (see above), plenty of jazz hands, and a male stripper… with a heart of gold (yes Hollywood – we’re working on the screenplay).
WARNING: what you are about to see may not be safe for work. If you work in the adult film industry, you’re probably fine. If not… tread lightly. You’ve been warned. Click below to see the debauchery.
*our hypnotherapist was on sabbatical or hiking or submerged in a sensory deprivation tank that night… who knows what he does when he’s not with us.
The Red Party
Posted: August 5th, 2009 | Author: Andy | Filed under: French Tuesdays, Two Guys Solo Adventures | 3 Comments »
Another French Tuesday. The ‘Red Party’
The Two guys went to ‘french tuesdays’ without their beloved hypnotherapist, Hunter. (He is currently in NY on a top secret NON-TGAAH assignment, which we should or will discuss here soon)
Anyways, we met up with our friend Mark the Man Ho (below) who we have now befriended thanks to Hunter’s awesome RAS (see TGAAH’s definition of RAS below) where he helped us cut in line and get in early, which, as it turns out was completely unnecessary as us two guys always like to find the ‘secret, sneak our way in way’… just to do it. Am I making sense?
What followed was a $100 dinner, a little hat stealing, some ‘pretending to be waiters’, discussions of our favorite Hypnotherapists, sending deserts to what we now think were Russian hookers, bastardizing the russian word for ‘goodbye’ to make it sound like a chicken (paka!) and other things we cannot discuss here.
You should see the pix Schwartzy took. (You should, but chances are you never will). So instead, we give you us (above) from the Website. (Yes, we made it again). A perfect record.
