I know I said I was going away, and I am… but I wanted to share this with you. I seldom will share personal emails with anyone but this one is important. It will give you an idea as to the state of TGAAH these days.
Ready…
On May 18, 2009, at 11:37 AM, I, Andy, wrote:
we uniting for dinner this week?
Hunter replied:
we really should.
Then Schwartzy:
Yeah, we should!
I then sent another email asking when would be good but have not hard back from either on that front.
Okay. As Schwartzy Guy 1 and Hunter the Hypnotherapist have been indeed very busy (probably planning our tour) it has fallen on me to go ahead and find something new to post without having any new material to discuss. So I search the TGAAH archives and come across this photo. This was July 2008. Schwartzy and I were out and about without our trusted hypnotherapist (he was probably off on some adventure saving enslaved children) and we found ourselves in a huge private party in downtown LA where we spent much of the evening with these two fans. Only later did we find out they were only 15. It’s a good thing these are the only pictures that remain from that night.
This picture was sent in by some overseas fans that have the delusion that these two guys look like… well, TGAAH’s two guys. First, we don’t have mustaches. Second, I’m taller than Chris. Third, where the hell is their Hypnotherapist? We were so amused by their arrogance we decided to post it.
I know you’re disappointed you have not heard from either of one the other boys on this blog, but they are very busy, very busy. Even I have not seen them. I know that must burst you’re little TGAAH bubble about how much time we spend together but we do have jobs you know. We did miss French Tuesday, that’s true, but we can’t cater to every little group that is calling for us. At least, not until it’s a full time job.
In the meantime, I am running out of things to share with you guys. So I give you a picture of Hunter from a non-TGAAH event.
At least, that is how it is looking. In fact, it has been two weeks since we have been together. Sorry fans. It seems TGAAH has been too busy. I know… we are shirking our responsibilities. But you guys just aren’t as important to us as you should be. But really, what have you done for us? Nothing as far as I am concerned. I tried to get us together for dinner tonight, and I haven’t yet given up, but… well… it’s probably not going to happen. And since I have neither seen or spoken to either the other guy or the hypnotherapist, I have not much to share. No photos, no videos. Im working on it folks. You just have to have patience.
Just so everyone knows, TGAAH can frequently be found every other Tuesday at a gathering known as French Tuesdays. We join our French friends in dancing and mingling to French Techno music while… well, we won’t get into that. Anyway, we entered a photo contest and won “greatest photo” of the event, entitling us to a free bottle of champagne and a private booth. Since I have nothing else to share with you all tonight I now give you the wining photo…
This is on or about 3/20/2009. The other guy is actually also in the photo but he is blocked by the car. Hunter is wearing the Short Round shirt on an unauthorized day. The lady cops never called us, but we did see them drive by while eating hours after this photo was taken and they blared their siren for us.